If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Can I color on your dick again?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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