i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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