Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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