did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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