I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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