week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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