I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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