can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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