You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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