Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
