Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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