How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
