Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
