im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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