suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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