Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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