South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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