i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I AM VODKA MAN
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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