So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
