I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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