opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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