In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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