Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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