There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
