Me too!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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