She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Blood and glitter go together right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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