Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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