so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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