hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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