he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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