i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Yo dont text me then not text me
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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