Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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