doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
