nut hugger
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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