areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
This girl is more easily done than said...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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