so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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