This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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