is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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