what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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