he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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