I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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