Ambien. No doubt about it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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