how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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