There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Houston, we have a blender
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When are your genitals available?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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