I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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