I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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