I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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