Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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