Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So many bounce houses so little time
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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