Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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