I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My penis needs a shock collar
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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